Played the new Wii Mario Kart today. Not as fun as Double Dash, but that's not surprising since Double Dash is like the funnest game in the known universe.

Also I ate 240% of my daily value of saturated fat in zebra cakes. Followed by half a jumbo box of Nerds, a Whopper JR, 4 chicken tenders, and 8 chicken mcnuggets with barbecue sauce. Yikes.

Got a new phone... Um... I think that's all. Actually, no it isn't, but I can't remember any more.

I've been re-playing Twilight Princess now. And I've stopped playing for the night because the Water Temple is up next *stabs eyes with stick*

Today I ate a chicken salad and some pancakes, but just a few hours after eating the pancakes, I started shaking and getting a cold sweat because I was so hungry. So I hastily made another salad, and I was so hungry I just ate it with my bare hands. After that, I made more pancakes too just so I was sure I wasn't hungry anymore.

Pretty happy lately, playing with my Terragen and such. Finally got in contact with Amberose after like a week of not getting ahold of her.

I've been eating hamburgers nonstop lately. I will soon balloon to 300 lbs.

I just had a McDonald's Big&Tasty burger literally dripping with copious amounts of grease. It was spilling out of the box and coated my hand.

Om nom nom.

My tummy hurts real bad. Probably cause I ate 3 fruit leathers, a microwave dinner, 2 granola bars, 3 cookies, a big mac, some fries, pea pods, and a chunk of cucumber today.

Hmm.

Ate 6 Little Debbie caramel bars in one night. And now I'm trying to stay up 24 hours to reset my sleep schedule.

My poor, poor body.